Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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