alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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