Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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