dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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