dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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