My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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