just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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