Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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