I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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