I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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