Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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