she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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