what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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