I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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