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Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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