so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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