I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
we're so committed to being not committed
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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