Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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