I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i think i have two assholes
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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