I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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