I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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