I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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