I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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