you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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