Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?