i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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