i think my tv is drunk
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.