I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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