Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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