I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You may now shotgun with the bride
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
His nipple licking is glorious
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