Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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