Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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