Kiss
Puke
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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