D3 body, D1 cock
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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