omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize