Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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