it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
