Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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