About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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