try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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