Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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