don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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