Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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