I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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