Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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