The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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