Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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