Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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