I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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