I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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