I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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