I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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