It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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